Swing over here to see what probably could make a case for being Tweet of the Day.
But instead we will give it to Mark Webber, who seems to live a lifestyle that is decidedly un-F1 star during the off-season:
Is in the dog house with his ridgeback as dog tried to eat one of our chickens-mercy dash to vet,L story S,chook alive just, all good!
4 hours ago via Mobile Web
Major props to the shortening of “long story short” to “L story S.” Nice Twitter talk, Mark.